Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 07, 2022

OMG Politics! :)

At least the Pickle has some substance and can be depended on.

My thoughts and prayers go out to her.

(It’s going to difficult to keep a straight face for the rest of the day)

Restaurants in Maine serve 2×4′s?

You can actually roll a lobster?

I find it hard to believe that the pickle was served without potatoes. Unless I’m missing the point.

I’ve heard about Susan Collins, all over here on the other side of the Pacific, but what on Earth is a ‘Dependable Lobst(ah)er roll’?

This hearkens to the supposed breakfast conversation:

Washington: “The senate is the saucer that cools the hot brew from the House.”

Jefferson: “Or the plank under a brined cucumber."

I was gonna suggest a lobster roll!

a) Pretend to be a moderate. b) Vote with Trump every single time. c) Profit.

She was elected and re-elected by the people of Maine. So what’s the problem?

What’s with the pickle plank? I ain’t from around these parts. Just gimme some chowder and I’ll call it good.

THE PINE TREE STATE: A HISTORY OF LUMBER IN MAINE

Not dill, a sour old pickle. One that needs to go in the bin.

Who can afford lobster rolls these days?

A little Maine humor.

If the pickle wasn’t so artistically displayed it would just be a snack tray.

Nailed it!

Oh, this is priceless.

Shouldn’t that be “chahcuterie”?

That’s a Skank on a Plank upstate. It’s all the rage in Kennebunkport.

Nice !

… THAT was a keyboard washer. Nice Wiley. ;-)

don’t blame her her constituency keep selecting her

Death Cab for Charcuterie?

How about keeping the politics and pedantic lecturing on social issues out of the comics. I read comics to get away from that.

The lobster doesn’t have a spine so it represents her well.

I don’t know and really don’t care

Putting random leftovers on a board is the triumph of presentation over culinary skill.

Needs a big slice of bologna with it.

I particularly enjoyed the episode where she voted in favor of a bill even though it didn’t contain something that was of great importance to her. I forget what, but it doesn’t matter, because even though her vote was predicated on Mitch McTurtle’s promise that the thing would be introduced separately, it never happened.

Does anybody — anybody at all, including Susan Collins — remember that when she first ran for senator she promised to serve one or two terms and then leave? Time to remind her.

Yeah, she voted to impeach Trump and left us in a pickle with high gas prices, vaccine mandates (against the Nuremberg Code btw), failed foreign policies, and a border crisis. Come November, Build Congress Back Better.

Like my lobster roll easy on the mayonnaise.

And why do they call it “blueberry buckle” when it looks exactly like 5 or 6 other things with blueberry in them?

Collins is still better than what the Southern states are stuck with.

Problem here her disappointment will last the rest of my life and beyond. If she did not know Kavanaugh was lying, she was the only one in the country that didn’t.

Susan Collins has been a Perpetual Disappointment.

The fact that she keeps getting Reelected is proof that too many Voters pay Zero attention to what goes on in Congress.