Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2022

I thought all student loans were forgiven.

I think you’re suppose to use chalk honey. Not paint.

One time I had $120,001.

beats waiting tables though…

The job you get when you don’t make the cut as a police sketch artist.

You were the idiot who took out the loans before seeing if the degree would actually let you pay them off in a timely manner.

Art History Major ?

People are ‘dying’ to see your artwork..!!

A degree cannot make up for a lack of talent.

Hi, Bleeb!

Could have been worse, could have been an archaeology major. tThen all you can say is “do you want fries with that?”

That’s what happens when you choose a major….that is saturated in its field. Unless you’re excellent and surpass all others, keep spraying corpses outlines…

It’s a dead end job.

at college you would hope this was one of the things outlined for the course

$120,000 Art Degree decisions.

1. Painting outlines for the police department, or

2. Taping boxes at Amazon!

And the winner is:

Amazon® Keeping the tape on your boxes straight since 1994.

Yeah, those art history degrees will get you big money jobs, yeah, sure they will. Uh huh.

- Weeell, officer! Any idea how this poor lad perished away?

- The young lady said it happend ‘cause he wouldn’t keep still when she started to draw his outlines…

Don’t get any on the victim.

Ummm – thank you for your service?

Or you could end up in that guy’s position….

Got a good paying job with benefits. Quit complaining….

Bleeb? Do you know anything about this? I know, I know. I would have killed him too. I mean, look at the way he’s dressed!!!!!!! Another Fashion Victim bites the dust! :)

Well, majoring in college in something you were interested in seemed like a good idea at the time.

Choosing an art degree instead of degree that would get you a decent job and income was your choice, so live with it.

Chalk that up to no talent and poor tool selection

The myth that would not die! Photographs have been used for decades! No tape, no chalk, no paint, no outline!

I really like the style. This could be trending quite soon.

Better haul Dalcon in for questioning.

Actually, you are kinda doing it for the dead.