Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 20, 2022

“But he does causes nightmares.”

Well, at least he doesn’t need to be fed.

Does he poop out of both ends?

Ooo! A politician…

Is that a reverse Pushme Pullyu ?

I remember the cartoon “CatDog”: one-half cat, one-half dog, no (visible) butthole. I’ve just seen his half-brother. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatDog

Why are you carrying two little plastic bags?

Young Spock sees his first alien creature.

Is his name Congress ?

A politician is born!

If he doesn’t bite, I hate to see how he eats!

It’s name is Ouroboros.

sick, sick, sick ;)

Archie, what happened!?!

Seems happy, though!

Butt…. he will probably crap on your shoes.

Double-Tail Dog by Shel Silverstein

Would you like to buy a dog with a tail at either end?

He is quite the strangest dog there is in town.

Though he’s not too good at knowing

just exactly where he’s going,

He is very very good at sitting down

There’s more at https://allpoetry.com/Double-Tail-Dog

(I’m not going to reveal the payoff joke.)

A rare pullmepushu.

“…even so, he is kind of an a hole”.