Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2022

It’s the side that is going to get you

Trojan Pizza

Pizza delivery guy who? How does the knock knock joke end?

Well, if they had said, “Home invasion,” Rodney wouldn’t have opened the door.

It looks cold…

If that thing has pineapple on it, they deserve to be invaded indeed

Those extended car warranty guys are getting very sneaky.

If that don’t work there’s always “Candy Gram”!

Must be a party pizza when it is so large that it needs 6 delivery guys to deliver it.

It must not be a very good pizza pie if six Hunnish warriors haven’t eaten any of it yet.

Dominos or papa John’s?

Where’s the mozzarella? …you forgot the cheese….

ok. thanks. leave it at the door.covid. cough cough

Insurrection? That’s the pits(za)!

At first I thought it was Hagar and the crew. But Hagar and an uneaten pizza, never gonna happen.

Did you bring the Beer???

….Land Shark

Strange — no uniform.

“But I hate pepperoni!” — The Great Muppet Caper

That would have worked a lot better than to go to all the trouble of building that Trojan Horse.

Seems legit.

Another update to the Trojan Horse

Just pepperoni for toppings? I think the king would get a combo.

Land shark!

Trick won’t work, though. There’s no peephole on Rodney’s side,

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who

W – H – O

I noticed a small technical error today. There is no peep hole in the door in the first panel and no external doorknobs in the third panel. A bit confusing, but then it is a cartoon.

Dominus Arivias

Ahh. The old Trojan Pizza move…….

So who gets to eat the pizza?

If it was “Hagar the Horrible”, Hagar would wolf that pizza down!