The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2022

That is the best way to ruff it!

I’ll say he is! If you paid for the seat, the pooch stays.

Have some Grey Poupon!

Flying First Class I bet!

and he works like a dog…

We need to treat everyone (the same).

Did you bring enough for everyone else?

Lately there’s always one loon on the plane…

Actually, I think the dog is better behaved, and better dressed, than the human.

Maitre-d-o-g.

Oh, those pet-ty rules!

That makes the bird a “Served Animal”.

Don’t even get me started on the massive fraud perpetrated by people and their “therapy animals!” Service animals are allowed in public buildings, therapy animals are not. End of discussion. (We now return you to silly and sarcastic comments)

That’s service

I’ll bet he tastes like chicken!

Emotional Support Animal. That’s the latest excuse.

What’s the best breed to take on a plane? An Airedale Terrier.

And he serves better food than the airline.

Is he a cooker-spaniel? A bi-chef frise? A great dine? I want one!

Let’s forget the dog for a moment. How does that stew even fit between the seats?

Oh, if only it were that easy!

That dog could work in First Class.