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1. about 9 hours ago on Bloom County

   I think he means Gopher. I don’t remember Gopher liking to blow things up though; I just remember the lisp.

2. about 9 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

   Alas alas, although I went over to one-hitters some time ago.

3. about 9 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It also relieves tension. The more stressed I am, the louder I whistle.

4. 6 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   So was the book.

5. 6 days ago on Frazz

   It used to be considered polite.

6. 7 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I kind of doubt it. She really doesn’t have the time to watch much tv.

7. 10 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   They actually do, eventually. But before they do, they have to absorb the milk. That poor cookie is going to drown slowly, kind of like if you buried someone in the sand at low tide and they had to watch the water come up the beach to eventually drown them. Depending on the quality of the cookie, the legs could break off long before they sank. I tend to overthink things.

8. 10 days ago on Non Sequitur

   This reminds me of a friend who started a no-kill shelter and called it “Cats R Us”, and some people got mad at her because she was only saving cats and made her put up a sign that said “and Dogs too!” and made a shingle that she hung under the “Cats” sign. She was an animal lover (she started her own shelter because when she worked for the humane society it bothered her that so many cats were just immediately euthanized) so she took in the dogs too, only she didn’t really have the facilities for the dogs that she had for the cats. The scope of the problem can be illustrated by the fact that at times the shelter held over 120 cats, and I think the max number of dogs she had was about nine, and they were old dogs that no one wanted any more. So get your pets neutered, especially if you’re going to let them roam.

9. 10 days ago on Close to Home

   You’ve heard about the zombie hockey game, right? There was a face off in the center.

10. 10 days ago on Doonesbury

    He’s a MAGAT. Picking up socks is woman’s work.