Clay Jones for April 26, 2022

You are really going to confuse some right-wing readers with this one.

The imaginary coven that Qthuglicans whine about, in their stupor induced by the Trump cult. Love the details.

Bu-wha-ha-ha! The worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”)

The Nickleback album convinced me. She really is Satan after all!

/s (just because some dumbass RWNJ will need to see that)

And please, stop drawing an elephant as the symbol (or cymbal, if MTG is reading this) of the GOP. The GOP I’d dead, buried, and rotting in its grave. The reThuglican party has nothing to do with the GOP and never had, never will. Their emblem (album, MTG) is the Jellyfish. Or Cthulhu, depending on how much more of a rabid and spittle spraying dork represents them.

As Clay Jones shows, there is no absurdity too idiotic to gain an audience among the numerous gullible knuckle-draggers among us.

I always knew Mickey was a rat!

Brilliant, Mr Jones. Just brilliant.

Damn that was fast Clay.

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This morning, I saw a political cartoon at GoComics pushing the believe that Disney is full of “groomers.” This cartoon is being distributed by a major newspaper syndicate and it’s not based on any facts. This wasn’t a Ben Garrison cartoon. It’s mainstream conservatism. …."

I’m guessing we can play “Name that cartoonist” here……

Calling dibs on Gorrell yesterday.

Clay, you forgot to include the entire event being recorded on Hunter’s laptop and his father accepting briefcases of cash from China (or whichever nation the Qright thinks he took bribes from).

Lower right corner, ‘’the best of nickleback’’ chuckle.

S. I. C. K. E. N. I. N. G. !

PINEAPPLE ANCHOVY PIZZA!!!!!!! I’m definitely voting Republican now!

Looks like they are enjoying the occasion with some very good red wine. Goes well with pineapple pizza.

the GQP only believes the finest and the best——https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine

I get the joke. It’s really MTG’s living room.

Traitor ele fink is just hallucinating hatred again.

60 buzzard went to the ad hominem school of political debate. Rule #1; when you can’t make a reasoned argument, just call them ugly.

An actual illustration from Boebert and Green’s book of bedtime stories.

The funniest thing about this cartoon is that it doesn’t capture even half of the made up sh!t of the Trump Disciples.

Trump Disciples believe them all, of course and work themselves into a seething OUTRAGE!!!!! about each one.

The pentagram has nothing to do with evil. It’s an old Christian prejudice against Wicca. Who’s the man who sits in the far corner?

HAHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine a “best of” Nickleback album?

It was a sad day for America when our only choices for President were her or Trump.

You can tell from its reaction that Squiggles is back to snorting a mixture of Adderall, meth, and the dust that’s left over in the bottom of an empty bag of Doritos.

If the GQP is truly interested in protecting women and children from child pornagraphers and groomers, WHY aren’t they cleaning their house of Rep. Dennis Hastert(HS wrestelers), Donald Trump (Miss Teen USA, Access HolllyWood) Matt Gaetz (sex trafficing) and now Madison Cawthorn. Truth (not Truth Social) will set you free!