Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 26, 2022

It’s in-fat-uated with you.

One weigh or another, it probably will.

Yeah, it’s hiding in a box of donuts in the breakroom. Ready to pounce!

Our bodies: the lost and found department for fat.

Yep. I can relate.

just wait.

Pizza delivery guy breached security.

I have proved this 3 times in my life. I worked very hard and attained my ideal weight – for a while. Unfortunately, I gave up trying.

When we (up to the twentieth century) all worked farms for subsistence, weight gain was a sign of opulence.

It has you lo-jacked…

Mine’s been stalking me…and keeps sending me messages to meet up at the local donut shop.

It`s always sniffing at your tail, no matter how far behind you think you`ve left it.

I am afraid of that too!!!

. . . And it’s bringing reinforcements.

If only it was as easy taking weight off as it is putting it on! :-/

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

You can run, but you can’t hide!

story of my life! (;0

I never had a dad bod, but since Covid I definitely now have a grandad bod.

“I lost 20 pounds!”

“Turn around, I think I found it.”