Ah the inconvenience of pretending you want to treat someone to a meal, when you really just want the social points for offering when you think they will be too busy to accept. I get tripped up by this all the time. Those inconsiderate friends always say yes to the free meal.
Used to work the night shift at a hospital, part of my job was counting pills. Was doing this about 3 AM, standing up, when suddenly the wall started to move and I almost fell over. Earthquake! I thought, but no one else seemed to have noticed anything and I realized I had gone to sleep standing up.
Yakety Sax almost 2 years ago
Sneaky!
Susan00100 almost 2 years ago
That’s how horses do it, right??
preacherman almost 2 years ago
I find I do some of my best sleep vertically. I’m thinking about taking a nap right now.
theincrediblebulk almost 2 years ago
Ah the inconvenience of pretending you want to treat someone to a meal, when you really just want the social points for offering when you think they will be too busy to accept. I get tripped up by this all the time. Those inconsiderate friends always say yes to the free meal.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Oy! Refined, she’s not!
awcoffman almost 2 years ago
Nap Attack!
The Brooklyn Accent almost 2 years ago
Where do you bring a buzzard for lunch?
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Will_Scarlet almost 2 years ago
He’s a bird – they all sleep standing up already!
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Used to work the night shift at a hospital, part of my job was counting pills. Was doing this about 3 AM, standing up, when suddenly the wall started to move and I almost fell over. Earthquake! I thought, but no one else seemed to have noticed anything and I realized I had gone to sleep standing up.
carlzr almost 2 years ago
That was some powerful magic.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Broomie, you are such a tightwad! Maybe you and Gaylord would get along better if you actually kept your promise once in a while!