I knew a guy once who “Subcontracted” his job. He actually hired two other people to do the actual work and still managed to keep a nice chunk of the Paycheck for himself. The advantage of sending the work to India. It was funny because his Boss never even Suspected.
The last I knew, he was checking around for a Second job that he could do himself while the two guys in India kept working at his First job.
As someone else pointed out, the lazy find the easier way, and many times it becomes the better way. Those who are paid by the hour have no incentive to rush a job, whereas those paid by the job do.
jasonsnakelover about 2 years ago
One time I got three jobs, three employers, three paychecks, two jobs, and went without working three times as much.
Bilan about 2 years ago
Right. As if there are several companies that run a space station and that can last with a lazy chief engineer.
rekam Premium Member about 2 years ago
He sounds like Wally from Dilbert.
therese_callahan2002 about 2 years ago
Cliff loves to work at nothing all day. He’ll be taking care of business, and working overtime.
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
Ya gotta give it to him. He has (no) ambition.
geese28 about 2 years ago
Twice the laziness. But as bill gates said lazy ppl figure how to get things done faster and easier
Algolei I about 2 years ago
Looks like he broke his wrist in panel two. Worker’s compensation! Statutory sick pay! Lawsuit!
Oh wait, forms to fill out? Never mind then.
gantech about 2 years ago
What disturbs me is that there is a certain (albeit convoluted) logic to that…
del_grande Premium Member about 2 years ago
Nothing new about this; this was the plot of an episode of The Flintstones…but back then, it was called “moonlighting”
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
“Multi-shirking” is easy. The trick is getting two employers to pay for it.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 2 years ago
Can he handle the load???
globalenterprize1990 about 2 years ago
Working in the Bronx at two “no show” jobs.
bakana about 2 years ago
I knew a guy once who “Subcontracted” his job. He actually hired two other people to do the actual work and still managed to keep a nice chunk of the Paycheck for himself. The advantage of sending the work to India. It was funny because his Boss never even Suspected.
The last I knew, he was checking around for a Second job that he could do himself while the two guys in India kept working at his First job.
norphos about 2 years ago
Cliff is to this strip what Wally is to “Dilbert”. They’re soul brothers.
montylc2001 about 2 years ago
Must be union shops.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
To paraphrase an old joke:
Pam: Cliff, what are you doing?
Cliff: Nothing
Pam: That’s what you did yesterday.
Cliff: I know, but I didn’t finish!
As someone else pointed out, the lazy find the easier way, and many times it becomes the better way. Those who are paid by the hour have no incentive to rush a job, whereas those paid by the job do.