Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 08, 2022

Everyone would be happier with more froggy pops

There’s a spell for splinter removing and froggy pop production.

how many licks to the center of a froggy pop?

None – Blanche shoved it down Wiz’s throat.

Those little paper-cuts and splinters are really annoying aren’t they. Besides Wiz, that’s why people wear something on their feet. It’s to keep out those little pesky things from hurting our souls. :-)

I can relate – I had a tiny “invisible” glass fragment buried in my thumb. I’ve been told that I have a high pain threshold; but the doc had to give me a shot so she could do some serious exploring. Now I know why thumbscrews were effective.

Wait until you get the bill, Wiz…then you’ll experience real pain!

A real medieval doctor, would have just cut the toe off.

When you conquer the world, you deserve a froggy pop when you’ve been a very brave boy.

Hey even a small green rock causes a man of steel to stumble.

When will you learns to wear footwears?

Probably goanna need a handicap sticker.

Reminds me of the time I got stung by a bee at a family reunion. I was about four or five, and oh the pain! Was remedied by a (long deceased) aunt who put an ice cube on it. But no froggie pop though, welcome though it may have been.

Froggy pop? Sounds like a cruel practical joke… or a Bean-Boozled flavor.

It’s amazing how bad a splinter can feel

What is a froggy pop? Never heard of them.

Man, a few strips back I questioned why he was barefoot. Now I get to say ‘See? Get some shoes, Wiz!’

Lucky it was Wizard, and not Sir Rodney. They haven’t made enough froggy pops for that.

If the Wiz wore shoes, that might not have happened.

I know Go Comics doesn’t post my comments. Just doing them so when the law suit comes up I’ll have plenty of ammunition. Just like Facebook…..you will loose. I wonder what my take of the pie will be.

That is why man invented SHOES, dear Wiz!

If Wiz was that good, he’d get a Froggy pop. (They look like Tootsie Pops.)