Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 09, 2022

Must be in Chicago.

He soon left for dryer climes because…wait for it…the weather didn’t agree with him.

Forget the weather, I’d worry about that purple outfit!!

Worth his weight in doorstops.

An acting exercise:Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot,We’ll be together whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

Here in Australia the weather guy, for the past several months, just has to forecast rain, rain and more rain. Can’t go wrong.

Sounds about right.

But he does know the weather will be “climactic”.

“Whether the Weather” song from the Bill Nye program on Climates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLhImxHWQ4Q

I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car.

He doesn’t know what the hail he is talking about.

Find your ladder to success and climate.

Wow! An honest weatherman – I didn’t know there was such a thing!

He must work in Chattanooga.

Cloudy with a chance of squirrels.

That’s why you’re supposed to make predictions. Did you lie on your resume? Or are you just tired of people complaining when your predictions are incorrect?

Here in Wisconsin, just wait 5 minutes and it’ll change.

So true!

What’s Irish and stays outside your house all year no matter the weather?

Paddy O’Furniture …!

“It’s more important to know whether there will be weather, than what the weather will be.”

~The Whetherman, “The Phantom Tollbooth” by Norton Juster