Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 26, 2022

So THAT’s what did in the dinosaurs!

I like the socks. At least his feet are warm.

“Ask your doctor if mass extinction is right for you.”

And look at the length of those arms!!! Unheard of!!!!

These types of jokes about health insurance do not resonate outside the US. Health insurance is a joke only in the US. A very sad joke.

Now I understand why those gowns open up in the back.

When did you first notice symptoms? Why did you wait this long?

So, is Dinah sore? Is that why she’s there?

Be lucky you don’t need insulin:that’s like playing poker for insurance coverage.

Obamacare doesn’t!

Eat 2 herbivores a week and see me in a month.

No one else is going to say it…? OK.

“I’m putting you on the Paleo diet…”

Dr. Stone?

Make no bones about it – the paleontologist will work on this case ‘pro bono’

A paleontologist would examine a dinosaur free of charge, maybe even pay it for the interview.

The outside consultant doesn’t see a history that warrants it.

How about referring Dino to a veteranarian who specializes in reptiles.

The real joke here is that a doctor would actually take into consideration the cost of treatment to a patient.

You ever get that feeling that you were born at the wrong time and just don’t belong? :)

What kind of abomination is that?

I have no problems with my health insurance.

She looks a bit like Penelope in "We Don’t Eat Our Classmates!