Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 20, 2022

Have some roast honey.

Honey badger don’t care.

When you stick your nose into other people’s business

…also a well-worn bunco operation. So, C, you’re correct.

I guess Badgers are not even afraid of Dragons.

It is definitely not your “honey”.

Excerpt from Wikipedia article on honey badgers:

Behaviour and ecologyThe honey badger is notorious for its strength, ferocity and toughness. It is known to savagely and fearlessly attack almost any other species when escape is impossible, reportedly even repelling much larger predators such as lion and hyena.35 Bee stings, porcupine quills, and animal bites rarely penetrate their [tough] skin. If horses, cattle, or Cape buffalos intrude upon a honey badger’s burrow, it will attack them.

It not every day a hike in the land of ID ends up in Africa. But, if ever there was a Wiz that Whaz this guys a trip.

I had no Idea Wizard was that strong.

Oh, that dragon is smart. Even he knows honey badgers are mean. Now I dare you to find a wolverine.

Don’t tell Wally over in Drabble

Is there a difference between Honey Badger and Wolverine?

They are dubbed the “badass badger” for a reason.

If they were a song, it would be James Brown’s “Papa Don’t Take No Mess.” Mama, either.

It’s official: Wisconsin has one of the best college team names.

That’s a mistake that Henry won’t make again.

Honey Badgers don’t care.

One of my all-time favorite videos. The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Either the honey badger was in a rare, good mood or Henry pulled out before the critter would ensue ripping his snout off his face… and I’m going with the latter point.

Same reaction with our Grand dog German Shepard guard dog when she sees a vacuum cleaner just sitting there not running. Hides in the tub.

Ouch, what grouch.

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As Betty White said, “Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit”.

Tyrann Mathieu’s in there? ;-)