Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 10, 2022

I’m with Marigold on feeling stupid. Dreaming about being back in school? Shudders

Even worse, she was naked in Unicorn Kindergarten.

Aim for the mouth, please!

How come none of my dreams have ever involved my best friend throwing pancakes at me?

Estrogen is wonky

You keep the breakfast. I want the ped-wheels!

Why would anybody be furious about pancakes being aimed their way? Just open wide (or hold out your HORN) and let your friend deal with the resulting mess.

Now Marigold, give her a break. With her 10th Birthday on the horizon, she obviously feels the need to get the immaturity out of her system.

Pre-Teen life crisis and all that.

How about some syrup on the side?!

Ouch, that one was a waffle!

“Now I am still upset with you AND I feel stupid about it.”

(dislikes this “feel”; wishes no being ever has this kind of “feel”)

Ker-Nope. Rip Haywire in disguise!

If Twilight Sparkle can adorn herself with pancakes, why would Mari worry about it?

How about donuts? Make a nice ring toss out of this.

My late loving wife would get made at me for things she said I did in her dreams all the time. There really wasn’t anything I could say or do about it. Trust me, in the 35 years we were together I just told her I LOVE YOU and it wasn’t me and I’m Sorry.

Is it a coincidence that pancakes are shaped like Frisbees? I think not!

Reminds me of the video of that one guy whose wife dreamed he cheated on her and demanded an apology from him.

Not so strange, as you get older. My (very elderly) mother used to have dreams that she thought were reality. It was pretty obvious, because they contained episodes she wasn’t capable of (running). That was fortunate, because she made some real allegations out of them.

Marigold is undoubtedly even older, but I hope she’s not suffering senility . . .

I’ve woken up and told hubby not to talk to me for awhile. When he asks why, I have to tell him I had a dream that he did something to piss me off and I woke up mad at him. He laughed at that…until he had one of his own and woke up mad at me.

She should’ve known it was a dream when Phoebe appeared at a time where they haven’t met yet. But it’s not always obvious at first. I finished College years ago and I still dream about those horrible Chemistry exams.

Unicorn kindergarten must have been in Oz, and Phoebe must have been a Wheeler.https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wheeler_Ozma_of_Oz.jpg

Oh, Marigold, girl? I have been there, done that. Totes sympatico.

I had another college dream the other night (graduated in ‘15). I was just settling into my really weird dorm room when I realized that a) I didn’t pack any classroom attire, and b) I couldn’t go to my classes because I never signed up for any. Usually it’s just that I can’t find my classes/schedule/homework.

Sounds fun AND filling!

I love the facial expressions.