Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 15, 2022

Aw come-on. Make fun of Kellogg’s.

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They’re staying in Russia.

When do they start smiling?

Eyerish cereal.

Ewww!

Well, that is downright creepy.

Eye dunno what this about.

Eye exams are only a hassle when they ask you which lens can you see best out of instead of just giving you a pair that matches the pair that was broken.

It must be the pot. Well, I’ve had some gold that would do that too. Cheech and Chong’s favorite cereal. Don’t worry about Putin and Russia because I think this stuff comes from Acapulco.

Sorry, I don’t see the joke.

it’s a creepy part of your nutritious breakfast.

Ick

Better than the usual bowl of sugar.

Wacky Packs!

A good breakfast can see you through the day.

I would hate to have my cereal looking back at meeeeeee

Besides. I prefer Count Chockulaaaaah

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Frosted Lucky Charms, they’re magically malicious.

It was the “Better Or Worse” that cracked me up.

St. Patrick’s Day is almost upon us. Don’t know if those “Kiss me, I’m Irish” shirts are still a thing. A long time ago sitting in a bar with some friends, one of them a very good looking blonde. She would jump up and ask a fellow with one of those shirts..“.OOh are you really Irish?” He of course would say yes and then she would point to a guy who was with us and say…“Well so is he!” and her accomplice would get up and give him a kiss.

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!

Give a bowl to Willie Scott.

Look with your eyes!

Gotta dig those “Wacky Packs” as done by Mark Parisi! (Ah, the good old days.)