Herman by Jim Unger for March 15, 2022

One time I was 21 minutes old.

No point in leaving it to the last minute.

That’s fairly explicit.

Boy, he must shop fast!

“Why should I wait 20 minutes?”

20 minutes you can never get back.

Her: “Take your time”

LMAO! Right to the point!

He’s getting desperate.

Funny

Do you get the impression that there’s been a teeny tiny spat here?

shopping or just looking?

That could be a threat or a promise.

Is the lawyer on speed dial?

I thought it was “If I am back in 20 minutes, get a divorce.”

By then he’ll know if the “other woman” will let him move in with her.

Husband say’s to wife “Put yer coat on” Wife replies “Are you talking me out” Husband say’s “No I’m turning the heating off”

He’s going down to the corner store to check his lottery ticket.

I have no idea what’s going to happen in 20 minutes

That’s not HIS wife.