Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for March 10, 2022

The Human “Scorch(es)”.

With so many fire breathers this week, are we gonna see a dragon before Sunday?

Will we sees firebreathing garbage ape too?

Do you think there’s mice and Friskies in Heathcliff’s chili?

“Excuse me, I just had lunch.” “Really? Was it chili?” “Nah, I ate it while it was still hot.” (ducks rotten tomato) I’ll see myself out.

Ah, he’s using the mild blend today.

I think that I will pass on that chili.

They will need seat belts for the throne in the morning! :D

Will Heathcliff make his famous chili dog to give Sonic the Hedgehog some dragonfire?

I would love to try it.

At least its not the “Ring of Fire”

Could’ve been worse – could’ve been a Mexican standoff…

Where’s the beer for cooling off!!! (Google “The Chili Joke”)

What? No lemonade?

This is how we get Wildfires

From what I remember reading, drinking water or fruit punch doesn’t actually quell the spiciness from eating spicy food, milk is actually recommended.

When will see Sonja breathing fire since she’s Heathcliff’s girlfriend?

Carolina Reapers week?

The Nutmegs would join the circus as fire breathers.

Why is it called chili when it’s served hot?