Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 08, 2022

That’s going to be hard to swallow.

We signed up for a food delivery service, so far so good. I do have a question about a new dish though… Why is pasta bolognese not made with baloney?

Don’t forget to read the fine print on the menu.

does the disclaimer come with cocktail sauce…?

Tort for dessert?

“So, that’s our first course, then.” /tucks napkin behind collar/

Go with easy cheesy instead.

Nevermind; do you have a tapas menu?

That’s a very low-class action!

I’ll have the braised gestae.

Well, that’s Tort Law for you….