Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 11, 2022

“Does this AI make my motherboard look fat?”

When will they go into unconsciousness?

Poor things.

Is “unselfconscious” un-self or un-conscious?

Their neurons are already neurotic!

Won’t be long and they’ll get into tattoo’s and piercings.

I wanted arms like this Terminator guy but all I got is that giant ASSimov…

From left to right: “I wish I had you hips”, “Do I look fat in this?”, “I’m not going out there.”

One small step for a robot, one giant leap for robot-kind.

Do some A-ro-botics to get into shape.

“Does this Intel processor make look hot?”

“That’s not what an overheating processor means. Turn on your fan!”

“Barkeep! A WD-40! Straight up! And keep ’em coming!”

Does antenna size matter?

I’m thinking of getting a memory enhancement. I wanna fill out my chest plate.

I wonder how long it took the one how to scratch its butt.

Do they use a steampunk scented deodorant?

…And to throw in a curveball…All you base are belong to us..HaHa

Straight to the Does my butt look big? phase…

“Does my alloy exoskeleton covering make my posterior look fat?”

HAHAHA! That’s hilarious!

“Does my byte look big?”