The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for January 14, 2022

Judge, tell him to vacate the premises!!

That’s what they say about lepers, too.

…or something like that.

once you go white you know what’s right

If you go “hack”, cut him some slack…

She’s very judgmental. Oh wait…

That’ll cause her to hack up.

That’s what they say about Heineken dark Beer. “Once you try dark Heini…”

Better call a cab.

Apparently last week’s judicially arranged marriage was annulled.

Well, let me just hack up a lawyer, here.

I sense a potential workplace conflict. She should test the waters with a hack writer, somebody from the Enquirer maybe.