B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 20, 2021

One time I was seven months old. How Long is not the weight. How Long is a Chinaman.

I love the dead Amazon pages that say the item is out of stock and we don’t know if it will be continued.

Come on now. Rocks is never outta stock in the caveman age.

I tried Back to BC, and they don’t have any either.

But what about the rock that says “Tax Forms here”?

Must have ordered it from Wish.

The supply chain glitch has had one unintended positive result. Since we can’t get the parts we need from our suppliers, we are now making them ourselves or outsourcing to local small businesses. Both have created jobs in the area.

“While you’re here, would you like to shop for NEXT Christmas, so that your gifts can arrive on time?”

I can hardly container my joy this season.

Maybe he should come back 9 months and 10 days ago.

No problem. It’s the thought that counts. I’m sure everyone is doing their best to make this Christmas the best they can. Maybe more cookies would help.

Rocks still in fashion? Doesn’t seem to be a shortage of those…

And it was a Time Machine, how ironic… ☺

The good news is that the new iPhone will be in stock, in about three Thousand years. The gold colored one a little longer.

There’s a supply chain joke in here some place.

At the small engine shop I work at we have been told that some things we have on order may not be in stock until June 2022.