Dangle some “tarots” over them to stimulate things.
They should all say that.
The last one I got said “I can’t believe you just ate stale cardboard for this.”
Well no, of course not. Unless you add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune, it’s just noise.
On the wall I recognize heaven 天 and earth 土, but I don’t know the third character. (And forget about the hanging lamp.) Anyone?
A fortuneteller’s cynicism will kill the mood!
Quickly, claim it was a secret message from the Chinese embassy and eat it.
Your lucky numbers are 13 21 36 39 42
“The fortune you seek is inside a jelly donut.”
Your lucky numbers are e, i, pi, 1.6180339887, and 666
You want an interesting conversation? Use the word Trump and Biden in the same sentence…
“You will soon be making multiple mad dashes to the toilet facility nearest you.”
That’s just eerie, how did they know.
lmao
I’m surprised that the makers of fortune cookies have not branched out. I’m thinking fortune communion wafers. Wouldn’t that be fun?
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 2 years ago
Dangle some “tarots” over them to stimulate things.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
They should all say that.
Otto Knowbetter over 2 years ago
The last one I got said “I can’t believe you just ate stale cardboard for this.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well no, of course not. Unless you add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune, it’s just noise.
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
On the wall I recognize heaven 天 and earth 土, but I don’t know the third character. (And forget about the hanging lamp.) Anyone?
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
A fortuneteller’s cynicism will kill the mood!
P51Strega over 2 years ago
Quickly, claim it was a secret message from the Chinese embassy and eat it.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
Your lucky numbers are 13 21 36 39 42
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
“The fortune you seek is inside a jelly donut.”
DM2860 over 2 years ago
Your lucky numbers are e, i, pi, 1.6180339887, and 666
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
You want an interesting conversation? Use the word Trump and Biden in the same sentence…
Indianapolis Smith over 2 years ago
“You will soon be making multiple mad dashes to the toilet facility nearest you.”
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
That’s just eerie, how did they know.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
lmao
TIMH over 2 years ago
I’m surprised that the makers of fortune cookies have not branched out. I’m thinking fortune communion wafers. Wouldn’t that be fun?