The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 30, 2021

Medusa would turn people to stone, in case you need a hint.

She has music from ELO blaring in the gym…hopefully it is not Perseus on the phone

And don’t forget to tell them that they’ll get rid of all the fat and have buns of steel (or something close to it).

♫ In just seven minutes, I can unmake you a man ♫

Abs, Pecs, and guys you won’t need Viagra when I’m done with you.

“I Turn to Stone, When you are gone, I Turn to Stone, When are You coming Home.” ELO (Your earworm for today).

Gorgon Zola….

“They would tell you if they could.”

Rock Hard abs … and pecs … and glutes … and delts … and quads …

She makes all her clients look chiseled.

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Come quick there ain’t no DYLANing!

’Cause ya know: “EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!”

“I am a Rock, I am an Island” Simon and Garkunkle way back!

if you question her ability she gives you a stony stare…

Not only your abs will be rock hard but your whole body will rock the night away…

She makes men rock-hard…

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They would if they could.

Medusa, Cockatrice, basilisk. Was there once a lot of stone objects that look like people? It seemed the idea of people being turned to stone was a popular one. What inspired it?

“Can you help me lose weight?”

“Ummm…no. You want rock hard muscles, you don’t lose any weight with MY program.”

Before he joined Meddies gym, “The Rock” was only Dwayne Johnson

She should comb her snakes. They look messy.

I hope she gets a large up front fee. It doesn’t look like she’ll get a lot of repeat business.

Where is Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Her competitor is Golds Gym co-founded by the one and only King Midas.

This one’s too stiff.

But her clients keep stiffing her on her fees.

Today’s “9 Chickweed Lane Classics” mentioned “rock hard abs” also.

Okay , I’ve been holding off waiting to hear from Concretionist. This would be his thing.