Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2021

reminds me of the old line, “what does a 500# canary say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”

I’d settle for mashed potatoes and green beans and gravy under those circumstances.

“We’re gonna need a bigger oven.”

Raise my hair and I’ll piss off

Tomorrow I’ll be aloft

For me all the Thanksgivin’ is through

And then while I’m away, I’ll writhe hungry a-yeah

And there’s only be stuffing for you

I’ll pretend that I’m munching the ribs I am crunching

And hope that my dreams will come true

And then while I’m away, I’ll writhe hungry a-yeah

And there’s only be stuffing for you

LOL! That’s the worst drawing of a turkey I’ve ever seen!

Oh, hey Big Bird…

Bigfoot Turkey

One wing would feed a family. Looks like he could spare at least one.

“Hank, that there is the biggest danged turkey I ever did see! It just wouldn’t be right to shoot a bird that survived long enough to get that big! It’s the laws of nature… the laws of survival… the honor code of the hunter…we just can’t shoot him!

On the other hand, none o’them laws say that we can’t ride him… hold my gun!”

Bleeb may need your gun if your not going to use it.

Stuffing n tofurkey…

MMMMM

Pass. His drum sticks are too small. Let’s go get something bigger.

Wattle they think of next?

Bleeb’s a mite aghast at the size of that bird…

Gobble-zilla! He must’ve hung around with Rodan.

A blue faced turkey ? A Smirf Bird ?

Is that one of bleebs family members

Don’t forget the gravy…….

How many gallons of oil are you going to need to fry that sucker?

I’ve seen children’s hand tracings that looked more like a turkey than that.

Shut up and pass the green bean casserole.

Bleeb looks so frightened, even Dalcon does a bit. Watch out guys!

Time to bring in that bus-sized baster….

That bird’s so big even Dalcon’s focused on it, not Bleeb.

You’re going to need a bigger club, Dalcon.

If I am seeing this correctly, a frightened looking Bleeb is actually behind Dalcon who is closer to the mutant turkey and is going to need a MUCH bigger club!

This one might be a little tough, and you’ll have leftovers for a year.

Looks like this turkey grew at the same rate as Biden’s inflation.

The turkey is thinking the same thing.

O well now ev’rybody’s heard about the bird

the bird bird bird, the b’bird’s the word..

and a truck load of bread for stuffing.

It’s Turkeyzilla!