The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 26, 2021

Sheila is thinking “Maybe if I whack him upside the head …”

Sadly there are way to many people as stupid as Tobi. He’s on the one hand educated well enough to know that there are eight planets orbiting our sun, but still incapable to understand the significance of other stars as suns in their respective systems.

The fact, that we explain that stars are born out of a chaotic process forming accretion disks should be sufficient to understand that it is to be expected that in these accretion disks there will be more dense lumps. Due to gravitation these lumps will aggregate more mass over the time until the flaring up of the central mass (or masses) blows away the light stuff in between the lumps. The lumps are later on called planets.

At least you won’t have to NAME them on a pop-quiz.

And this is the guy who was going to study hard to win trivia games?

She likes them big and stupid, eh?

I thought they were planets with super powers

Still have yet to find one where humans can exist without suits or habitats. But that might be due to our still crude methods and instruments of detection.

She’s looks like she’s wondering if there’s intelligent life on earth.

Pluto is still a planet!

Sorry, not sorry.

One of these days she will weary of his shallow intellect and move on.

Tobi not ’tarded, Tobi just slow!