Herman by Jim Unger for November 26, 2021

Ah, A better fit for the skinny parking spots.

On the bright side: the opening to the garage is now wider than it was.

“…ever since I sold your Buick and bought a Corvette.”

And the steering is a little iffy. The guys in the shop said not to worry. And I can’t seem to get through the voice menu at the insurance company. Says all reps are busy. calls is will answered . . . But don’t worry. Medicaid is only on temporary hiatus due to the virus thing. They’ll reopen in December. And there’s . . . Are you listening?!!!

(First,) I got rid of those pesky annoying side view mirrors.

That’s what happens when you hit a guardrail. She looks OK, so it must have been the passenger side. Medical bills weren’t enough. He was sick beforehand. Now there’s bodywork bills.

His pain has just increased.

now that is “spin”

If they would only make cars without the middle console…I hate it!

And the garage is now wider than it used to be…

Never did like the look of those fenders!

“You always wanted a Volkswagen.”

Compact cars have better fuel economy.

When I was a teenager, I went to visit my father in the hospital. As I was backing out, I hit someone, so I had to go back to my father’s room and tell him what I had done. Fortunately, he wasn’t in there for anything serious and, fortunately, he was still a little drugged up, so it went better than expected. It still made me feel guilty, though.