Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 24, 2021

Counselor, you should be disbarred for that one. :-p

He’ll never confess, because bad hobbits are hard to break.

Groan.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

There’s a “first time” for everything.

If he manages to bag this case. Will he put it in the bags end?

Plead

“Hobbiticide” could also be “Homicide” said while inebriated.

That defense has a familiar RING about it.

Oh Lord, I’m aFrodo this was a groaner.

There’s no excuse for that film travesty.

Nasty Hobbitses

not precious

If by life or death i can defend you (and your check clears) I shall.

Well, aside from Mr. Wood and Mr. Astin they were all Brits, Aussies or citizens of other members of The Commonwealth.