Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 26, 2021

Sometimes even Ralph is left speechless.

well mostly both if in a hurry.

Optometrists always ask that question when you’re trying out different lenses.

I can’t remember, and I already flushed!

(Would you believe) they both looked about the same?

And the survey SAYSSSSSSS….

Ask me again when the paperwork is done.

#1. I’m not doing #2 at the doctor’s office…

Is he branching into proctology?

It just doesn’t matter. This Country is done for thanks to liberal democratic communists.

He should wish people luck when entering the restroom, some sincere greeting, like, “I hope everything comes out OK in the end!”

In that way, asking his question when they leave may actually get an answer.

… why is it always 3 with me …?

That’s a bit too personal to ask right now!

If size and weight is a thought in the process then I know what the answer will always be.

Hmm..I guess there’s more than meets the eye.

Depends.

Next, I’d ask, did you wash thoroughly.

A different feeling for each, but can very akin to sexual gratification.