Monty by Jim Meddick for October 19, 2021

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Who else just sees Halloween as an excuse to eat candy?

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    The tricky one was doling out peanuts from the Payday bars. Kept sticking to my fingers.

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    I had a friend that would stock up on candy on what he called “Cheap candy days!”……day after Halloween, day after Christmas, day after Valentines….You get it.

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    Failing to understand supply and demand.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Better than snipping off pieces of string cherry licorice…

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Me.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like candy (especially chocolate with nuts), but I know it’s bad for me, so by the end of the night, when the hordes of teenagers start coming around, I tell them “just take a big handful”. They don’t need much encouragement, and pretty soon all the tempting treats are gone and I can go back inside and turn off the light.

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    Csaw Backnforth  over 2 years ago

    I don’t get any trick or treaters now, but if I did, I’d only buy the candy I DON’T like. Then there’s no temptation.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I hope he didn’t lick the chocolate off of the peanuts before handing them out! :)

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    One year I ran out of candy and gave out unfrozen freezer pops in the plastic tubes. The kids thought they were great.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Moondog, you’re aiming for early-onset diabetes, right?

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