Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 11, 2021

“Hey, this is a no smoking area. Take that gun outside.”

Panel 2: I’ve been wondering that the past several years & keep getting disappointed.

But do you know? One time I had 35 openings on the Deathmoon.

And some people wonder why many jobs remain unfilled.

That is NOT how you are supposed to fire people.

Pride of the Darth Vader School of Human Resources.

They could hire MAGAts but that is a standard, even they would not stoop to!!

But Dog forbid you should consider raising the salary to attract more, and better, candidates for the jobs. Pay a living wage and you might even get someone who could aim his weapon.

Send him over to Dilbert. They could use a good housecleaning at Path-E-Tech. :D

Give em top notch healthcare benefits and their own company star cruiser. Easy fix

33 was the magic number. ITM

“…down to which they wouldn’t stoop…”WC

Make that 35 openings. :D

I imagine there are some in HR that are sighing saying “if only”

Maybe the problem is the retirement plan.

His standards got lowered.

They have a lot in common, with Amazons turn over rate.

“Firings will continue until morale improves.”

The alien commander has anger management problems? That’s not good.

Standards can always get lower.

Trooper X-13 was obviously never going to be management material.

Recruit Stormtroopers from the Stone Age Planet, they can’t read how bad a deal they are signing up for. On the downside they might be a few issues dealing with technology.

Better donuts in the break room?