Close to Home by John McPherson for October 05, 2021

At least he’s not talking about saliva filling up two bathtubs.

I think that stairway is going to…well, not heaven.

Now THAT’S a horrible thought….

I hate to think of what happens when he gets to the guitar parts.

She’s gonna be long gone by the time he gets to the organ solo in “Inna Gada da Vida”.

Yeah. That would definitely be high up on the list of unforgettable intros.

I guess you could say that this particular blind date struck a sour note with Janet.;-D

Bleeb, watch out for that drum thingy!

Well that date went over like a lead balloon.

For my money, the Pat Boone cover of ’Stairway to Heaven" is the best version.

More of a calamity that calliope.

“Nothing sets a romantic mood like a glass of fine wine and some creepy circus music from a calliope.”

… said every clown ever

I think his stairway is going to be in a whole different direction!

He’s a one man bland.

remind me of the old days of the Far Side when I had to look up words to get the joke ie. Calliope

Well, YEAH! She spilled her wine all over the poor guys couch. I mean really. How RUDE! After he goes through all that trouble. …tsk

This kinda stuff would have wishing for the everyday obnoxiousness of a piano accordion

The oreo seat is funny.

Wow I’m amazed at how the car could sleep through this

Oh come on, he’s a keeper!

Now, a “deaf date” might have been okay.

She should have held on to that wine glass better ~~ she’s going to need that wine!

And Dalcon is his spokes person.

Never have a blind date meet you at your home!

Is the cat hacking up a hairball?

Bleeb really needs to start hanging out with a better class of people.

Have you HEARD a real calliope though?!? The sound is AMAZING. “The Herschell Carrousel Factory Museum” has one a few minutes away from me in The City of Tonawanda and it’s MAGICAL!!!

For the second time in a week, a Milken reference.I can’t remember if the previous one was here.

Things can only get better.