Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2021

Someone will be steamed when he loses.

Blanche in bloomers? That’ll get them off the starting line FAST.

Not Blanch, she’s on the ridge line.

That’s how Henry Ford’s third car company got started.

It looks like her feet are backwards.

Race for pink slips?

Coming soon to HBO MAX: The Wizard of ID: Tokyo Drift

Great idea that Steam car. Just don’t start it in your garage or near other vehicles, in an underground parking garage or next to your house. Bit of a fire hazard with them. Otherwise aren’t you too cool.

So if the Wiz just invented the steam car, it makes me wonder what fuel the yellow car runs on?

“My car is faster than your car.”

Ford vs. Ferrari…Wizard of Id style?

Letting off a little steam are we ?

I’ve got 10 on the Wiz.

How quickly man learns…well, not all the time

Well this is not “The Great Race” and the Wizard of ID is not Tony Curtis, that girl is not Natalie Wood. But that other guy looks a little like Peter Falk.

Fred Marriott set the world land speed record of 127.659 mph in a specialized Stanley Steamer in 1906..Fred was the one to beat!

There’s a sign above the door of the Simeone Auto Museum in Philadelphia that says “The first car race happened just after the second car was built”

It happened on the strip where the road is wide

Two cool shorts standin’ side by side….

The irony: I drive a Prius, and I have a fuel injected engine sittin’ under my hood. Some lyrics don’t age well.

I heard that the first ever car race occurred as soon as the second car was built.

I never knews they invents steam cars in the medieval ages.

You know Wiz is gonna use his wand for…something.

At first I thought we were witnessing the origin of road rage…

The second thing car inventors did (after telling someone they didn’t want an extension on their warranty) was challenge each other to a race.

My steam car is better than your steam car.

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Yup it sure did.