Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 16, 2021

“Because I can, citizen!”

This like picking up the soap in the men’s communal shower?

Stick and Roolin’ Stones may play all night, but frog applause will not hurt me by morning light.

…surprise, surprise, surprise, that’s not my nightstick, either…

…to renew my driver’s license I had to make four trips to the DMV…

…before I had the correct identification…

…finally, for proof of residency…

…I brought in a DMV letter that they sent me to pre- register my license plates…

…can’t wait to go vote, now…

…y-day one Facebook I was arguing with a pro-January 6th person…

…and he actually told me that didn’t know who I was dealing with…

…I took it as a threat…

…like, pick up my nightstick…

…maybe, I should have just kept Tony day job…

“I see the submarine but I don’t see the …. WHEELS!”

Now available on Blu-ray.

When Mr. night stick finished, the Officer said, walk a straight line.

Whatever motivation works for you. Do you worry about this a lot, sir?

The old Pick-up Sticks ruse …?

She Stoops to Conquer because she’s The Country Wife and he’s The Man of Mode.

I’d be more worried about driving with no arms if I was you.

Yeah, you don’t want to end up like Abner Louima…

The Only Fun is Getting There

Ingleside earthworms driving a car, on to the roadway not life in a jar. A jar might be screwy, said Nemo the Toad, let’s decapitate Louie right now in this Fo’d. Decapitate Louie and lighten our load.

~ Antonio Hill

Smart move, Playa! —I can tell from your “Look” that you’ve probably had prior experience with a cop-stop gone bad, very bad. Or maybe those “moustachioed” cops just find you attractive, hmm?

What evs, Man. Just get that thing renewed!

…Karen, the cop, pegged Roy as a hardened criminal…

…so she didn’t take any chances and used her nightstick on him…

…you have a right to remain silent…

…anything you say can be used against you…

…

…so just take it like a man…

…and come with me…

AaaMs. T., Night Stick, or Twilight Zone Stick. Walk Softly and carry a light saber.

Could you … “handle” … that for me?

Ya can’t beat it.

Is he bragging or complaining?