Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 30, 2021

Also—pizza, barbecued steaks, hot fudge sundaes, etc.

“To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!”

There was such a burger joint at the north end of Greenlake in Seattle!

Long gone now, but the memories live on!

Add mustard and hold the cheese on mine.

That’s Broomie, always wanting more!

No pickels or onions, bacon, lettuce, & tomato, a smear of mayo and a fried egg.

Of such things are friendships made.

And since Broomie brought up cheeseburgers, it brings to my mind the famed SNL skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJePACBoIo&t=147s

Smells like…..

A diner where eggs, bacon, and hash browns are served with a buttered english muffin. And a large tomato juice. And an ever-filled coffee cup. And the waitresses don’t wear masks.

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Also calorie free!

Mmmmm, nirvana

Every small town has at least one place like this. If you live in a big city, it might take a while to find one.

No onions, extra extra pickles!

The most important things in life are sex, drugs, rocknroll, junk food, sleep, and comedy. Not necessarily in that order.

Hold the pickles.

And Nanaimo bars and butter tarts better than your own homemade.

A peaceful kindly beer joint works for me.

♪ I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Hinze 57 and french fried potatoes. A big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer; Good God Almighty which way do I steer? ♪

I’ll take one with the works!

So the answer to life’s problems is In ‘n’ Out. I always suspected as much.

I’d join that parade for a dollar!