Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 27, 2021

Unless you wanna read him some tall tales.

Another Dunning-Kruger comedian

No, I’m looking for books on zingers so I can “cut you down to size”, buster! ;/

Mad Magazine used to have a column called “Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions”. I wonder how they’d handle this? ;/

Wow. That’s blatant sizeism!

Quick, call Randy Newman!

No. He’s looking for the SpongeBob Pants stories.

This from the woman who spends all of her time in the “Gothic Romance” section. Sheesh!

Jump right up and hit her in the knee, Zig.

This story is Back by popular demand!!!!

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

To live

They got little hands

And little eyes

And they walk around

Tellin’ great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

’Round here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aSD0GkU4jk

Why would he be looking for stories about shorts when he doesn’t wear any?

Ziggy’s only looking for shorts, or any other type of pants!

Hey don’t belittle me.

Whereas both Yao Ming and Shawn Bradley are looking for tall tales.

No, he’s not looking for short stories. He’s looking for murder mysteries… where someone gets kilt.

That’s cold …..

no, his shorts

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