Q: How do you get 25 Canadians out of a swimming pool?A: Say “Please leave the pool.”
The difference between jazz in the US and in Canada:
A favorite tune in the US is “Take the A Train”, in Canada it’s “Take the Train, eh”
My country’s name is spelled: C, eh! N, eh! D, eh!
SO OFFENSIVE!
Ralph had to put in his two cents.
*"But no, actually, really sorry, eh."
Looks like a dang yankee refugee if I ever saw one.
“Pucksatawny Phil told me it’s a good day for hockey, eh.”
Ahh, the stereotypical Canadian scene, all it lacks is a beaver holding a lacrosse stick (our national animal holding a symbol of our national sport).
He can’t be a Canadian hockey player. He has too many teeth.
Oh sorry, we apologize for him, he’s not like the rest of us, have a good day, eh?
“Not like so funny if you like ax me.” as spoken by a true Yank, if there is such a creature anymore.
Whamond can make Canadian jokes, eh. He’s from Alberta.
There are 4,286 Tim Hortons locations in Canada as of August 08, 2021. The northern Starbucks …!
Must be one of those durn northern-border crashers…
EH!
And he’s got his Tim Horton’s coffee too eh! They do have good coffee and donuts.
They hate us and their mother country … ever try to convert total kilometers per liter to miles per gallon in real dollars?
sorry, couldn’t possibly be an authentic canadian. sorry for disagreeing. sorry…
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
eromlig over 2 years ago
Q: How do you get 25 Canadians out of a swimming pool?A: Say “Please leave the pool.”
RAGs over 2 years ago
The difference between jazz in the US and in Canada:
A favorite tune in the US is “Take the A Train”, in Canada it’s “Take the Train, eh”
Avalon over 2 years ago
My country’s name is spelled: C, eh! N, eh! D, eh!
comic4matt over 2 years ago
SO OFFENSIVE!
rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ralph had to put in his two cents.
Hugh B. Hayve over 2 years ago
*"But no, actually, really sorry, eh."
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Looks like a dang yankee refugee if I ever saw one.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
“Pucksatawny Phil told me it’s a good day for hockey, eh.”
skyriderwest over 2 years ago
Ahh, the stereotypical Canadian scene, all it lacks is a beaver holding a lacrosse stick (our national animal holding a symbol of our national sport).
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
He can’t be a Canadian hockey player. He has too many teeth.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Oh sorry, we apologize for him, he’s not like the rest of us, have a good day, eh?
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
“Not like so funny if you like ax me.” as spoken by a true Yank, if there is such a creature anymore.
Allan CB Premium Member over 2 years ago
Whamond can make Canadian jokes, eh. He’s from Alberta.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
There are 4,286 Tim Hortons locations in Canada as of August 08, 2021. The northern Starbucks …!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Must be one of those durn northern-border crashers…
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
EH!
Mary Finkelstein Premium Member over 2 years ago
And he’s got his Tim Horton’s coffee too eh! They do have good coffee and donuts.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
They hate us and their mother country … ever try to convert total kilometers per liter to miles per gallon in real dollars?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
sorry, couldn’t possibly be an authentic canadian. sorry for disagreeing. sorry…