Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 15, 2021

Imagine that.

Where I live there’s usually two of ’em.

Is it a good thing it’s not two Latter-day Saints? Andy just can’t see himself giving up alcohol and smoking. Also of course Belts’ love of tea. (My father was a missionary for the Church to Birmingham.)

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp dissing the pesky JW rep is priceless, it’s something I have done myself:o) , my avatar is a spoof of a bomb disposal expert with a logo on his back that if you see HIM running, you bet I would would’nt you ? how was your day? ours should be busy but we should cope I hope we both are in a good mood , no errands to run or shopping to do ,just stay in the house because of the heatwave and keep hydrated drinking lots of chilled bottled water, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Witness? Courtroom is that way.

They normally only hunt in pairs.

Here they disppeared when Covid started.

Sorry Pet. I’ve already done my jury duty this year.

I believe that Malta was at one time having problems with them.

I do not know why anyone would want to visit that guy.

From ‘Free Affie’ @ Number Three: " Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp dissing the pesky JW rep is priceless, it’s something I have done myself:o) , my avatar is a spoof of a bomb disposal expert with a logo on his back that if you see HIM running, you bet I would would’nt you ? how was your day? ours should be busy but we should cope I hope we both are in a good mood , no errands to run or shopping to do ,just stay in the house because of the heatwave and keep hydrated drinking lots of chilled bottled water, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady"

Witless….?

My brother had a great solution for that problem. He would open the door totally naked.

I always wondered why jehovah would need witnesses, is he being sued? Getting married? Signing his will? Prove his existence?

A friend gave me a box of whiskey bottles to turn into lamps. I left them on the back porch by the door. I decided to leave them when I saw people starring them down when they came to the door. Not one JW or local pastor tried to talk religion with them there.

Andy is being really (and uncharacteristically) kind with this chappie…

Oh, Good Lord, Andrew!

I am on their list of people and residences to avoid.

Unlike most people who knock on Andy’s door, he only wants to collect your soul.

Cannot see my home from road through a locked gate behind woodlands. But I can see and hear you. Have no time – Keep shuffling on.

Nobody expects Jehovah’s witnesses, they’re kind of like the Spanish Inquisition that way

Smythe misspelled “Witless.”

She must have a “positive” way to get rid of them.

Funny anti-witness solution: https://youtu.be/XVJIWl74Qbs

I actually enjoyed these visits since I like having a good discussion about anything, even theology. Sadly though, they stopped coming around for some reason.

We have pairs of Solar salespeople come to the door. Maybe they are really Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Someone should tell the missionary that Andy long ago pledged his soul to Belphegor, Lord of Sloth.

I was once accosted by a Jehova’s Witness at work. Fortunately, I was able to politely turn him down, and that was the end of that.

I’ve had visitors who stop by and chat, but (unlike commercial or political solicitors) they never made any demands of me. They just want to make sure that no one misses out on the joys of the new world/life/heaven for lack of having read the prophecies in their version of the Good Book. Just say yes, got it, welcoming the future.