Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 26, 2021

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    I tried that on my Ex. It didn’t work and I got my butt kicked.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    He’s immune to that treatment.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 2 years ago

    Oh, there’s a long list of people who need THAT prescription

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    It’s administered by suppository.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The generic version is called “suckitup.”

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    or … “Guttoverrit”

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    PaulAbbott2  over 2 years ago

    We call it Q.Y.B. Quit Yer B…

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 2 years ago

    Stealin’ this word!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    LOL! Good one!

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    Random Nick Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Damn! I just finished making and serving breakfast. I am SO stealing this for tomorrow!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Administered topically on the nose.

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    ncorgbl  over 2 years ago

    First used in 1933 in Germany.

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    grocks  over 2 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Was that the gas chamber or firing squad technique.. As I recall Germany tried a number of different methods to fix those bichens

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But..if I don’t complain, nobody pays any attention to me!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Oh no..it’s Dr. Kutteroff.

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    mattro65  over 2 years ago

    This is America and it’s 2021. Someone’s always bit, excuse me, complaining.

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    John Reiher Premium Member over 2 years ago

    How did this get past S&P? (Standards and Practices, the guardians (sic) of comic strip decency.)

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    lv2sew  over 2 years ago

    Hands down, the Comic du Jour!

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    d edwin  over 2 years ago

    Please,my wife needs that treatment!!!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Himmel!

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    If that fails they will try FORGETTA’BOUTULISM

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    slbolfing  over 2 years ago

    Love this one!

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    Ugly, Fat and Crabby  over 2 years ago

    Save that treatment for your patients with Backpfeifengesicht.

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    Space Man Spiff  over 2 years ago

    That is Funny, made me Laugh!!!!

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    Rogers George Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dorothy Moulter, the root beer lady in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area, had a sign on one of her trees labeled “Camp Kwitcherbelyakin.” Pronounced “quit yer belly aykin.”

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    perignon85gg  over 2 years ago

    Quit your b!tch#n

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    Up Your's  over 2 years ago

    My doctor says I’m a PITA candidate.

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