For a second there I thought he was singing:
Deine Mama tanzt nicht undDein Daddy rockt und rollt nicht
Here’s a secret: Froot Loops all have the same flavor: Fruit. It’s a mixture of all the fruit flavors in one. It’s your brain that makes them taste different.
I blame the colorist, not Ms. Simpson. The syndicate usually has separate colorists for the strips, as they appear in black and white in print. So the person in charge of coloring the characters just went with good old peach for Mom #1’s skin color. Ms. Simpson now has more control over how the characters are colored, so Mom #1 is the correct skin tone.
Syndicate colorists screw up all the time, coloring snow brown, putting a green shirt on a character when the speech bubbles says it’s blue.
Well nothing dates a comic more than the word “Tivo’d”. When was this first published again?
$5 of eggs, about a dozen. $5 worth of ham… not quite a pound of ham. Typically goes for between $7.50 to $12 a pound.
Blärt blaaart blart blaärt!
I will repeat myself, Phoebe is so adorable as a goblin! Blärt!
The most adorable little goblin evah!
Probably the first words out of her mouth will be “Ah, there you are Wallechinsky…”
He has a firm grip on it… in his reality.