Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 18, 2021

Who let the Kraken out ?

Use your wand.

Just get a big snake.

Which sucker(s) will win? The one sucker with the one big “sucker” or the one with the many little ones?

Difference between ‘clogged’ and ‘fully clogged’. The former is a paper jam. The latter, dumping whatever it was in your cauldron and having it solidify all the way out to street hookup.

I’m cistern that shouldn’t be there….

LOL!

more exciting this way. :)

Remind her to use the other bathroom…

You might need more than a plunger, Wiz.

Which one of them deposited it in the commode?

Be careful using one of those " plungers " in a sink , if you get to tough with it " YOU will need a plumber " I know . : (

Go ahead and call the plumber, Blanche…I don’t know if this is going to end well for Wiz!

A good reason to avoid the calamari at dinnertime.

How long since you last cleaned it?

Ah yes, the great science fiction novel. “20,000 Legs Under the Sea” by Jewels Urine.

He’s standing in that stuff barefooted?

Is the toilet clogged with the octopus or is it cleaning it?

They had toilets and plumbers back then???

I guess Dranex wouldn’t work here…

aww, he’s is in a bad mood, but why do you suppose he likes the taste of plumbers better?

So – no Liquid Plummer back then?

The line “Bring it” reminded me of David Niven’s second book “Bring On The Empty Horses” which referred to an anecdote about a movie version of The Charge of the Light Brigade.

Some things plumbers have no experience with.

Can the Wiz come to our home?

It’s terrible when Cthulhu invades your bathroom.

A modern flush toilet LOL!!

Another Yog-Sothoth offspring?

Gross!