The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2021

It’s hard getting all six legs into those bun-hugging Lycra shorts.

Yeurgh.

I don’t want to know where they hold the winter sports. Yikes!

Melvin was such a poor loser. He’d get really crabby when his favorite didn’t win.

Is that kind of sports state-LICEnsed?

A right bunch of nits….

“Lice is nice, that’s what they say” !

The hardest part is the climb through the Scalps.

Do they have Po-lice for crowd control?

Ewww!

Popular with the lice. Not so popular with Fran. (Does Fran know?)

Watch out for that idiot with the sign!

Tour is running a little late this year.

They just left the head of an Italian chef – they were carb loading before the big event!

Keep any eye out for scalpers.

Not to split hairs, but I am waiting for the 100 follicle dash.

Are a lot of lice call Gross or Grice?

Riding licycles, I see.

I wonder if they’ll do the Franny Shalom???

It’s lice that she’s so sporting.

Qwell played.

This one is nits.

I love a good lycicle race!