Dang. I was about to make that pun.
The bird mafia knocked him off because they were afraid he was gonna sing.
Roundup all the neighbourhood cats for questioning.
It was indeed a fowl deed, but whoever did it wasn’t “playing”.
I don’t pigeonhole every crime sarge! Geez…
and the patrolman says to himself once again, this job is for the birds…
“It was me”, said Sammy sparrow, “with my little bow and arrow!”
I figure he ran into a window, but figuring out which one will be a pane…
That’s one gone goose.
Got to check with my informant, a Mr. Stool Pidgeon. Got him back at the precinct, about two miles, as the crow flies.
He was flocked to death by mockingbirds.
Round up Bobby, Squit, and Pesto for questioning!
You just know this will be all over Twitter!
No coroner’s van for this one, he’ll be pigeon towed.
His widow will be a mourning dove when he’s not homing tonight.
The peregrine falcon did it.
Doesn’t look like he’s playing Sarge but he does smell foul though…..
“Pushed off the roof? You DO know we can fly, right?”
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Gent almost 3 years ago
Dang. I was about to make that pun.
meg_grif almost 3 years ago
The bird mafia knocked him off because they were afraid he was gonna sing.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Roundup all the neighbourhood cats for questioning.
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
It was indeed a fowl deed, but whoever did it wasn’t “playing”.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I don’t pigeonhole every crime sarge! Geez…
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
and the patrolman says to himself once again, this job is for the birds…
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
“It was me”, said Sammy sparrow, “with my little bow and arrow!”
pathamil almost 3 years ago
I figure he ran into a window, but figuring out which one will be a pane…
Michael G. almost 3 years ago
That’s one gone goose.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Got to check with my informant, a Mr. Stool Pidgeon. Got him back at the precinct, about two miles, as the crow flies.
Yakety Sax almost 3 years ago
He was flocked to death by mockingbirds.
jaydogg187 almost 3 years ago
Round up Bobby, Squit, and Pesto for questioning!
Lady loves a joke almost 3 years ago
You just know this will be all over Twitter!
Digital Frog almost 3 years ago
No coroner’s van for this one, he’ll be pigeon towed.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
His widow will be a mourning dove when he’s not homing tonight.
sandflea almost 3 years ago
The peregrine falcon did it.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t look like he’s playing Sarge but he does smell foul though…..
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
“Pushed off the roof? You DO know we can fly, right?”