Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 28, 2021

One time I was 4 feet 9 inches tall and 3 feet 6 inches wide.

One time I got misidentified for 201 years.

May the Lord be with you.

Now what door would you put a padlock that huge?

Shouldn’t that be panascopic vision? Or is the turkey turning his head around 360 degrees like they do with a periscope???? I’m confused…..not hard to do, though.

To need a lock that big, bicycle theft must be out of control in that neighbourhood.

In Russia you don’t steal the bike, you just take whatever the lock is attached to.

Drat I’m out of that shade of green. Oh well it really won’t matter if the colour of the snake is a little inaccurate. It’s not like I’m drawing for an identify your local fauna book.

i can see all around me if i turn my head too

Lock of ages, theft for me.

Take care, may relied upon klyuchnik Vlad Krushnikord be with you, and gesundheit.

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Earlier reports seem to indicate that squirrels and rabbits have their eyes placed the same as the turkey and see the world in the same way.

If one reads reviews of the mindset of democratic nations, that padlock represents the mindset of the Russian government.

Call it what you will, people who shiver at the sight of a snake are likely to call by some very similar descriptive idioms.

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’s Chastity Belt…

Putin commandeered the lock for the border with Ukraine.

‘Tom Turkey torpedoes Thanksgiving, tape @ 10…’

So, it was a snake oil painting?

Some of you may have heard this story before as is always a possibility but, you may like to be reminded! A farmer takes his car in for repairs and is told that he must leave it overnight. They ask if he needs a ride home and he says “No, I live close by and can easily walk there.” On the way, he stops by a hardware store and buys a gallon of paint and a large bucket. Then he buys two chickens and a goose at the feed store. Now he has a predicament..how to carry all of this stuff! A little old lady approaches him and says “I am lost can you tell me how to get to 1603 Applegate Lane?” He says I live near there and would be glad to walk you there but, I don’t know how I can carry all of this." She says " Why don’t you put the paint can in the bucket and carry it in one hand then put the chickens under each arm and hold the goose with the other hand?" "That’s brilliant " he says and proceeds to walk her home! On the way, he suggests that they take a shortcut through the alley and save a lot of time! She responds with “I’m a lonely widow with no husband to defend me.” “How do I know you won’t pin me against the wall, lift my skirt and have your way with me?” “Holy smokes lady how in the world could I do that with all this stuff to hold?” She says “well you might set the goose down and put the bucket on it then put the paint can on the bucket and I could hold the chickens!” I’m gonna chicken out and scram! See ya!

I heard a comedian once who said, “If you don’t believe God has a sense of humor, look in a mirror.”

Slow and boring day in the RBION “research” department today.

Eighteen years later, the Russian artists are still hard at work on the corresponding treasure chest.

Everybody’s heard of Faberge Eggs.

We now present to you the world’s first Faberge Padlock!

A Russian padlock? What could go wrong there?