Hey now Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Comic fans! Here’s one I hope you like! I feel pretty good about it if I do say so. But then I’ll laugh at pretty much anything these days as some of you have noticed ha ha.
Terrorists kidnap two Czechs, two Irishmen, two Englishmen, and two Americans. A ransom note is sent to each respective countries’ embassy, demanding the equivalent of $25 million or they will kill the hostages. After two weeks, they receive responses from each embassy. The English, Irish, and American embassy all state that they do not negotiate with terrorists. The Czech embassy states that the money is on it’s way. After another two weeks, the terrorists have had enough of waiting. They take the hostages into a helicopter, bound and blindfolded. The terrorists throw each pair of hostages out of the helicopter. Only one pair survived. After another two weeks, the terrorists find themselves under attack by each countries anti-terror forces. There’s an exchange of gunfire but, miraculously, the terrorists are captured without any loss of life. “But how did you find us?! We killed all of your men!” one terrorist whined.“No, you didn’t.” said one of the Czech hostages.“And you didn’t get a thing from us! Everyone around the world knows two things: One, that nowadays you should always use a wire transfer, and, two, never rely on gravity. The Czechs often bounce.”
BADABOOM and that’s my time! Come back tomorrow, same Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Comic time, same Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Comic channel! Try the quesadilla special! Silver! Out!