Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 27, 2021

Hare today, foxed up tomorrow.

They have a 2 for 1 on IPA during “Hoppy Hour”

I’d like a beer with extra hops please.

I foresee a very messy bar fight on the horizon.

Look this place has already set out the hor d’oeuvres.

Watch out beertender. Those bunnies use funny munny.

Weren’t there just two of you a minute ago?

The foxes, of course, will be ordering Old Speckled Hen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMk_rtdkSCA

So do I, Mr. Fox, so do I. :D

FYI and only half of the two puns here: Spring Saison is as a farmhouse style ale. Not being a beer drinker, I had to look it up. I barley understood the joke at first.

Tomorrow they’ll want the hare of the dog that bit them.

It’s their “saison d’etre”!

What part of rabbits drinking ale is supposed to be funny?

hoppy hour? i don’t see william boyd