Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2021

It’s a guy thing, Blanche… you wouldn’t understand…

Cool magic

Joe Cool Rod ain’t!

Later, will the Wiz put him back the way he was?

Check out the tattooed eyeliner. I was going to get the incisors filed but they’re booked until November.

I think mirrored contacts would be the way to go.

…says every woman ever…

Tinted contact lenses. I gotta look into that

Okay, I accept my being weird and all that, but I would love to have tinted corneas. It’s not that their not black enough, it just that bright lights hurt my eyes.

The most common risks of Wizard tinted corneas include:1. dry eye syndrome, which can be severe; 2. the possible need for glasses or contact lenses after Zapping; 3. visual symptoms including halos, glare, starbursts, and double vision, which can be debilitating; 4. He gets it wrong and you have frogs for eye balls. and the big one, loss of vision. No refunds.

Not to mention that zapper could very easily have caused traumatic cataracts!

I have read about procedures similar to tattooing for the eyes, to colour the whites in a diffferent shade. Sounds dangerous and stupid to me, but I suppose there’s a market for everything.

“OH, CRUD.” “COOOOL!” “YOU GUYS WORRY ME”

(senses unusual pieces of dialogue for the characters to whom they appeared to have had been attributed)

Oh, crud? From Rodney—That made me laugh!

What are the side effects?

Anyone remember the Spongebob episode where the jellyfish take over and everyone’s eyes turned black? Yeah, Sir Rodney is doomed.

Better get home before sunset.

Hoo boy………..

Yeah. Don’t be a modern day guinea pig.