Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2021

Did he find buried treasure?

Pay no attention to that man walking through the door! Pay no attention to that man walking down the stairs!

It is I the brains behind The Wizard of ID.

Maybe there’s a leprechaun in the neighbourhood.

The norm attitude. If it’s good, it must be something bad.

Roy G. Biv for a day.

It might attract more clouds for you to chat up….

Instead of a Pot of Gold, a Vat of Spirits?

Some (people) seem to be “happier” when they’re “miserable”.

Maybe the vat spirit is sh#$ing gold

painful but lucrative for the wizard!

I think we’re at the wrong end of that rainbow.

So Wiz found the rainbow connection…

If your rainbow last more than four hours …

Give him bad coffee. That will do it.

So where’s the pot of gold?

Some people are just not Monday people.

Wow! He’s one unicorn short of a parade today. Come on dude. It’s a Monday. Not so much pressure.

Share the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!

Rainbows are actually complete circles. You just can’t see the bottom half while standing on the ground.

So how does it go from the upstairs window down to the basement(dungeon).

Those are pretty modern looking houses back there . . .

Watch the news.

“Please make it stop. I’m begging you.”

It found the pot of gold, it’s Acapulco gold.

I say the same every June.

lol