This is one of those “new ones” I was talking about when this started. This story is from 2010 but this particular strip is new. I might be injecting a few new ones into this storyline here and there. ;)
A woman was driving through a small town down South and needed directions back to the main highway, so she stopped and asked a young boy walking along the road.
He tells her where to turn, she thanks him and then asks, Curiously, “Say, is there something wrong with your mouth?”
He answers: “Got a bad case of Chyapped Lips.”
She says: " That’s terrible. Why don’t you put something on them to heal?"
He answers: “Oh, I gots something on them.”
She asks: “Oh, what is it?”
He Answers: “Chicken Sheeit.”
She asks in astonishment: “Does that Heal them?”
He answers: “No Ma’am. Keeps me from Licking them.”
stairsteppublishing almost 3 years ago
How old it is doesn’t matter as long as it makes people smile.
gmu328 almost 3 years ago
what a delight to read this morning with my drink and donut …
guchin almost 3 years ago
I say, old chap.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 3 years ago
I found it funny.
Curiosity Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Got a grin from me..
Daeder almost 3 years ago
I thought old jokes just got reincarnated by cartoonists with writer’s block.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Look at it this way, guys. If there were no old jokes, then logically there could be no “new” ones, either. (Think about it.)
Justin Thompson creator almost 3 years ago
This is one of those “new ones” I was talking about when this started. This story is from 2010 but this particular strip is new. I might be injecting a few new ones into this storyline here and there. ;)
TheSkulker almost 3 years ago
Well that sure beats Pastis: A combination verbal and visual pun!
matjestaet almost 3 years ago
Nice signature, Justin ….
bakana almost 3 years ago
Old chapped Lips Joke:
A woman was driving through a small town down South and needed directions back to the main highway, so she stopped and asked a young boy walking along the road.
He tells her where to turn, she thanks him and then asks, Curiously, “Say, is there something wrong with your mouth?”
He answers: “Got a bad case of Chyapped Lips.”
She says: " That’s terrible. Why don’t you put something on them to heal?"
He answers: “Oh, I gots something on them.”
She asks: “Oh, what is it?”
He Answers: “Chicken Sheeit.”
She asks in astonishment: “Does that Heal them?”
He answers: “No Ma’am. Keeps me from Licking them.”
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
@Justin, is that your name in hieroglyphs?
RohanDemon almost 3 years ago
New stuff can change the whole direction of the story, stay tuned.
bakana almost 3 years ago
How do you weigh the Heart of a Joke?