Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 21, 2021

My daughters version of social distancing. She calls the virol load radius the " fart smell potency radius "

I’m not sure if the USA is the most  litigious nation, but if not it must surely be in the top 3.

At least they’re not bothering her.

I hear they are rewriting the Declaration. Apparently the revised draft goes something like this – “We hold these truths to be empirically true – that all social distances are created equal…”.

“You should know who you are. If you don’t you will quickly find out.”

That’s how I’d drink-alone.

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

The refrigerated section.

Great idea it would make it a lot simpler to know what you may be in for.

In reality, restraining orders are useless. All the dead ex girlfriends, and estranged wives are proof of it.

A cold stare from Beauty shriveled most me in the past.

While clear boundaries are a good idea, the people who need them the most don’t pay attention.

Having been a young female earlier in my life, I can understand the desire for a place where one can enjoy a night out without having to deal with drunks looking to get laid. Not saying all guys were like that, but there were enough that it wasn’t rare. Now that I’m an old woman, I have no desire to go to bars, so no problem now…

And yet not one of you picked up that it take legal action for a pretty woman to be left alone in a bar? SMH.

If they had that sign in places, how many would would make use of it?

Another evolution afoot (aglass?):

“Now Women are Calling the Shots.

Women in the UK now drink 40 million more glasses of whisky a year than they did in 2010, a rise of 15%, compared with a decline of 6% among men.” (June 13, 2020).

So does than mean you need a restraining order to sit there or if you sit there you get a restraining order. Lets go sit there and find out.

It’s men’s own damn fault.

Or, maybe she just wants to enjoy her wine and her book in quiet…?

Some might say this would have been funnier/more succinct without the “social distancing” reference.

It’s more practical than a “No Morons Zone.”

It isn’t stalking, until papers are filed.

Today’s bar scene is lots of people sitting staring into their phones

Now that’s a bar I might sit in.

“What can I get for ya, Personal Injury Tort, Contract Dispute, Equitable Claim, Class Action Suit or Divorce?”

Does that mean the 2 guys already have a restraining order against them? Or will they get one if they cross the line?

A single lawsuit spread into multiples then into class action and we lost an old trusted product – talcum powder. Wonder how long before the same people start on the substitute – corn starch – which lingers in the air and is inhaled.

Sometimes women just want to be left alone.

That is a ‘Karen’ warning sign!

Just stay clear of the break-your-balls zone.

Someone tell her that toxic masculinity isn’t communicable, at least not as an airborne virus.